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October 15, 2008 - Wednesday
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In a Nutshell: The Horrible Dates Iâve had this Summer
Category: Romance and Relationships
I’ve always had fun blogging about my relationship exploits, however…
I haven’t been on a date in almost 2 months now.
Yep, 2 months.
I’m not diggin’ the guys who currently like me…
…and the 1 man I really do like I’m starting to think he’s maybe “not that into” me or however the term goes…
With nothing much to currently blog about in my love life, let’s look back on the last 7 months I’ve been single.
It’s been, well interesting to say the least…
Let’s have a few laughs at my expense! 
~After the Breakup, I first went out with a firefighter. He was a nice guy and we got to chase trouble around the neighborhood! That was exciting. But time after time, he struck out with me. I probably wasn’t quite over my ex just yet.
~For the next guy, some things can be chalked up to bad timing. I didn’t like him in that way at first, and by the time I truly did, he didn’t anymore, so yea… Off
~Then I had some fun with someone who was pretty cool until we got drunk and then it was just really bad news; for some odd reason our personalities clashed with alcohol. That was a shame. We were both at fault though. (I’m ready to be friends when you are…)
~I went out with a guy where we literally drove around for 2 1/2 hours with him saying, “I don’t know, what do you want to do? I don’t know, what do you want to do?” So… I went home.
~I had a little fling with a little man (I couldn’t wear my heels anymore) who was sweet but almost immediately he asked me to be his girlfriend and move in with him. My reaction was “Uhhhh I… I don’t know…?” (OUCH!) I quickly made it a clear no.
~The last guy was lots of fun and we clicked so well initially, that our first date was over 8 hours long. The next time we went out, I kinda sorta pulled his nipple hair with my teeth accidentally (Don’t ask!) and he screamed like a bitch for 5 minutes…
…while I laughed HYSTERICALLY.
(Whaaat? It was funny!)
We never spoke again after that.
As much as these may seem exaggerated, unfortunately I can promise you that it’s all true. So it looks like your girl ~*KL might be single for awhile…
PLEASE tell me that I’m not the only one and that you’ve got some horrible stories to share from this summer also!
Sitting back and laughing at mine was actually quite nice. 
~and there’s no hard feelings, of course…
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Zack P.
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Look, I don’t care what anyone does in their personal life, but if someone’s got hair coming out of their nipples DON’T PULL IT. They’re sensitive enough already. I mean DAMN….
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:40 PM
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Zack P.
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I will concede that fact to you. Yes, he could have laughed it off.
But still…and with the teeth no less. Are you sure it was hair you bit and not a cut on or around the nipple? I’m beginning to lean towards rough foreplay and a chicken-shit that couldn’t take it. Lol.
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:48 PM
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Millie
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I would never laugh at you….however, I will laugh with you….the nipple hair guy, yeah, I’d have laughed too.
I’ve been married for 8 years, so it’s been awhile since I’ve had a bad date. However, I can recall BH (before husband) one particularly bad date where my date got sick after two beers. I was ok with that, what I had a problem with is that he expected a good night kiss….I politely declined.
Posted by Millie on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:44 PM
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Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue
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WoW U bit a guy’s nipple hair! What N the heck ROFL, I’m glad U didn’t bite a hair down south. The move in person WoW didn’t he want tea and crumpets first? :0) Now getting drunk with someone and thats when ya’ll didn’t get along I would of paid money 2 see that so I could laugh really hard. What did U say 2 each other that ya’ll mother dresses U funny and your nose is 2 perfect? Its kool at least U didn’t have 2 think about seeking Police protection as I once did. Nor did U go out with someone who was a fomer stripper and celebrated the fact that she didn’t work because her babies daddies paid their rent nor did U rn N2 anyone that wanted U 2 pay 4 their baby sitter. Go N peace cute one date as U wish and just have some damn fun doing it.
Posted by Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:49 PM
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Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue
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Yeah no matter what happens as long as a good laugh can B had its all good. The indecisive person maybe they were just lost N their own world perhaps they got nose bleeds when they did make a firm decision. Or maybe they wanted a Mommy and U were it and they hvae a pic of U on their wall telling everyone yeah that was my wanna B Mommy date.
Posted by Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:57 PM
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~*Kristie Lynn*~
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There was one thing I initially regretted, however with time I realized that it was really important for me and it allowed me to let go of something that I needed to… a good lesson
Posted by ~*Kristie Lynn*~ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:15 PM
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Alexis
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HAHAHAHA
and I thought it was just me….thanks, Madge!
Posted by Alexis on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 10:17 PM
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Catherine
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You’re not the only one.
Spelling correctly and completely (grammar even) is a thing of the past.
How I miss it! (And I’m not even that old - 28)
Posted by Catherine on
October 14, 2008 - Tuesday 5:21 PM
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Mystery
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The “I don’t know… what do you want to do…” sounds like the biggest nightmare of all. I’d run and never look back. Wise girl, you are. xoxo
Posted by Mystery on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:49 PM
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Cocoalove (Flexwriter)
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Yea the indecisiveness of that one … I would have jumped OUT of the car. You showed way too much patience with all of them; except of course the one you on accident tried to murder … thru slow torture. Not mad atchu. hahaha
Posted by Cocoalove (Flexwriter) on
October 14, 2008 - Tuesday 1:38 AM
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Glak: The new and approved Blog-a-Douche
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I was going to comment on the “I dont know” person, what a way to kill a date before it starts. I always ask twice and if they say “I dont know” then I take them to the most off the wall place I can think of (prison, cemetery, chuck e cheese, etc). If they aren’t satisfied then I just continue to make sexual comments for the rest of the night…so they either end the date or I get laid. In the end I am happy.
Posted by Glak: The new and approved Blog-a-Douche on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:47 PM
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Zack P.
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I can honestly say I’ve been that guy several times. Hell, I AM that guy. I never know what I want to do. When I go out, I have no plans, no ideas of where I’m going or what I’m going to do. I just know that whatever I finally come up with, or wherever I end up, I’m going to have fun, or I’ll be on my merry way and I’ll stumble upon something that is fun.
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:53 PM
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Zack P.
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Ah, but improvisation is not the key. Bullshitting your way through knowing what you like to do while finding out your date’s key interests and playing upon those are what get you where you want to be.
En route to some destination, you play like you have no idea what you want to do. Make small talk, find out:
Favorite foods
Musical taste
Favorite places to relax
Fun activities they haven’t done in a long time
use said interests to your advantage. If you find out she likes country music and is a steak and potatoes kind of girl, find a country western bar and grill and live it up.
If you find out she’s more of an urban person, find an appropriate food and atmosphere establishment. Usually something trendy to eat with a dance club afterward.
If she likes more of a relaxed and intellectual atmosphere, find a local coffee shop/bookstore and discuss literary tastes over your particular choice in drinks. Take some time to pick out your favorite books.
The whole point is to find out more about them. The key to doing this is to find the place that will make them unwind and open up to you more.
Or else you can go to McDonald’s, hit the bar, get drunk, and fuck like rabbits all night. Whatever your preference is.
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:08 PM
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~*Kristie Lynn*~
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Well that’s some smooth shit right there, which means YOU STILL HAD A PLAN lol
the plan was to make a plan on the way hehehe
but that’s some good stuff
Posted by ~*Kristie Lynn*~ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:10 PM
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Rosemary
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too funny. don’t feel bad - the dating pool ain’t great. During the 8-month sabbatical that my now XBF (again) and I took from each other - i went out w/one guy - for about a month - but it was weird - BOTH of his XW’s had cheated on him….then me and the XBF got back 2gether again in February - just broke up this week - and now I see what you are dealing with and am like, nope, just gonna stay unattached LOL - at home or out with the girls!
Posted by Rosemary on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:53 PM
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Scott
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if he screamed at all… he’s a bitch! -late
Posted by Scott on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:56 PM
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()^.^()K3P()^.^()
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first just let me say muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg hahahahahaha at mr nipple hair man seriously dude grow a set and have a laugh that was hell funny and if not (im not hairy so i dont have the problem) but my friends tell me wax is the solution….
as per the usual dude quality blog and no ur not the only one whos had dodgey dates…. ive had teh alchol one b4 woosh not pretty haha sober we were best of friends drunk we were cats and dogs i guess…
anyway u seem like a nice gurl and ur inteligent and straight up… and quite easy one the eye so i dont think it’l be that long b4 ya find sumone who will appreciate ur ability to accidently pull nipple hairs
kep <3
Posted by ()^.^()K3P()^.^() on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:58 PM
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Life is Short A Midget Told Me That ™
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lol this had me cracking up…. but naw your not the only one who has had a weird/funny date this summer.
I had been going out with this girl for at least about three days then all of a sudden she started talking about our future together how she wanted us to get married, move to new york, that we should have like 8 kids, and so on . then she made a remix of that song umbrella exept she would say my name like almost every few words. i could say more but imma just keep it at that
Posted by Life is Short A Midget Told Me That ™ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:59 PM
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Bob Cronley
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8 Kids? She would have lost me right there, for sure. When the environmentalists talk about carbon footprint, they seem to forget that having kids leaves the biggest footprint. (especially more than two)
Posted by Bob Cronley on
October 15, 2008 - Wednesday 9:53 PM
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~*Kristie Lynn*~
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OMG!
Ya no, that scared me off, it doesn’t scare you off?
I’m not gonna say spontaneous or quick can’t happen, cuz when it’s right it’s right and I will go with it.
But kids names?
Posted by ~*Kristie Lynn*~ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:22 PM
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