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October 15, 2008 - Wednesday
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In a Nutshell: The Horrible Dates Iâve had this Summer
Category: Romance and Relationships
I’ve always had fun blogging about my relationship exploits, however…
I haven’t been on a date in almost 2 months now.
Yep, 2 months.
I’m not diggin’ the guys who currently like me…
…and the 1 man I really do like I’m starting to think he’s maybe “not that into” me or however the term goes…
With nothing much to currently blog about in my love life, let’s look back on the last 7 months I’ve been single.
It’s been, well interesting to say the least…
Let’s have a few laughs at my expense! 
~After the Breakup, I first went out with a firefighter. He was a nice guy and we got to chase trouble around the neighborhood! That was exciting. But time after time, he struck out with me. I probably wasn’t quite over my ex just yet.
~For the next guy, some things can be chalked up to bad timing. I didn’t like him in that way at first, and by the time I truly did, he didn’t anymore, so yea… Off
~Then I had some fun with someone who was pretty cool until we got drunk and then it was just really bad news; for some odd reason our personalities clashed with alcohol. That was a shame. We were both at fault though. (I’m ready to be friends when you are…)
~I went out with a guy where we literally drove around for 2 1/2 hours with him saying, “I don’t know, what do you want to do? I don’t know, what do you want to do?” So… I went home.
~I had a little fling with a little man (I couldn’t wear my heels anymore) who was sweet but almost immediately he asked me to be his girlfriend and move in with him. My reaction was “Uhhhh I… I don’t know…?” (OUCH!) I quickly made it a clear no.
~The last guy was lots of fun and we clicked so well initially, that our first date was over 8 hours long. The next time we went out, I kinda sorta pulled his nipple hair with my teeth accidentally (Don’t ask!) and he screamed like a bitch for 5 minutes…
…while I laughed HYSTERICALLY.
(Whaaat? It was funny!)
We never spoke again after that.
As much as these may seem exaggerated, unfortunately I can promise you that it’s all true. So it looks like your girl ~*KL might be single for awhile…
PLEASE tell me that I’m not the only one and that you’ve got some horrible stories to share from this summer also!
Sitting back and laughing at mine was actually quite nice. 
~and there’s no hard feelings, of course…
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Zack P.
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Look, I don’t care what anyone does in their personal life, but if someone’s got hair coming out of their nipples DON’T PULL IT. They’re sensitive enough already. I mean DAMN….
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:40 PM
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Zack P.
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I will concede that fact to you. Yes, he could have laughed it off.
But still…and with the teeth no less. Are you sure it was hair you bit and not a cut on or around the nipple? I’m beginning to lean towards rough foreplay and a chicken-shit that couldn’t take it. Lol.
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:48 PM
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Millie
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I would never laugh at you….however, I will laugh with you….the nipple hair guy, yeah, I’d have laughed too.
I’ve been married for 8 years, so it’s been awhile since I’ve had a bad date. However, I can recall BH (before husband) one particularly bad date where my date got sick after two beers. I was ok with that, what I had a problem with is that he expected a good night kiss….I politely declined.
Posted by Millie on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:44 PM
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Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue
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WoW U bit a guy’s nipple hair! What N the heck ROFL, I’m glad U didn’t bite a hair down south. The move in person WoW didn’t he want tea and crumpets first? :0) Now getting drunk with someone and thats when ya’ll didn’t get along I would of paid money 2 see that so I could laugh really hard. What did U say 2 each other that ya’ll mother dresses U funny and your nose is 2 perfect? Its kool at least U didn’t have 2 think about seeking Police protection as I once did. Nor did U go out with someone who was a fomer stripper and celebrated the fact that she didn’t work because her babies daddies paid their rent nor did U rn N2 anyone that wanted U 2 pay 4 their baby sitter. Go N peace cute one date as U wish and just have some damn fun doing it.
Posted by Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:49 PM
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Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue
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Yeah no matter what happens as long as a good laugh can B had its all good. The indecisive person maybe they were just lost N their own world perhaps they got nose bleeds when they did make a firm decision. Or maybe they wanted a Mommy and U were it and they hvae a pic of U on their wall telling everyone yeah that was my wanna B Mommy date.
Posted by Pharaoh with the Vicious Tongue on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:57 PM
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~*Kristie Lynn*~
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There was one thing I initially regretted, however with time I realized that it was really important for me and it allowed me to let go of something that I needed to… a good lesson
Posted by ~*Kristie Lynn*~ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:15 PM
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Alexis
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HAHAHAHA
and I thought it was just me….thanks, Madge!
Posted by Alexis on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 10:17 PM
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Catherine
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You’re not the only one.
Spelling correctly and completely (grammar even) is a thing of the past.
How I miss it! (And I’m not even that old - 28)
Posted by Catherine on
October 14, 2008 - Tuesday 5:21 PM
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Mystery
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The “I don’t know… what do you want to do…” sounds like the biggest nightmare of all. I’d run and never look back. Wise girl, you are. xoxo
Posted by Mystery on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:49 PM
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Cocoalove (Flexwriter)
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Yea the indecisiveness of that one … I would have jumped OUT of the car. You showed way too much patience with all of them; except of course the one you on accident tried to murder … thru slow torture. Not mad atchu. hahaha
Posted by Cocoalove (Flexwriter) on
October 14, 2008 - Tuesday 1:38 AM
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Glak: The new and approved Blog-a-Douche
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I was going to comment on the “I dont know” person, what a way to kill a date before it starts. I always ask twice and if they say “I dont know” then I take them to the most off the wall place I can think of (prison, cemetery, chuck e cheese, etc). If they aren’t satisfied then I just continue to make sexual comments for the rest of the night…so they either end the date or I get laid. In the end I am happy.
Posted by Glak: The new and approved Blog-a-Douche on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:47 PM
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Zack P.
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I can honestly say I’ve been that guy several times. Hell, I AM that guy. I never know what I want to do. When I go out, I have no plans, no ideas of where I’m going or what I’m going to do. I just know that whatever I finally come up with, or wherever I end up, I’m going to have fun, or I’ll be on my merry way and I’ll stumble upon something that is fun.
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:53 PM
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Zack P.
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Ah, but improvisation is not the key. Bullshitting your way through knowing what you like to do while finding out your date’s key interests and playing upon those are what get you where you want to be.
En route to some destination, you play like you have no idea what you want to do. Make small talk, find out:
Favorite foods
Musical taste
Favorite places to relax
Fun activities they haven’t done in a long time
use said interests to your advantage. If you find out she likes country music and is a steak and potatoes kind of girl, find a country western bar and grill and live it up.
If you find out she’s more of an urban person, find an appropriate food and atmosphere establishment. Usually something trendy to eat with a dance club afterward.
If she likes more of a relaxed and intellectual atmosphere, find a local coffee shop/bookstore and discuss literary tastes over your particular choice in drinks. Take some time to pick out your favorite books.
The whole point is to find out more about them. The key to doing this is to find the place that will make them unwind and open up to you more.
Or else you can go to McDonald’s, hit the bar, get drunk, and fuck like rabbits all night. Whatever your preference is.
Posted by Zack P. on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:08 PM
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~*Kristie Lynn*~
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Well that’s some smooth shit right there, which means YOU STILL HAD A PLAN lol
the plan was to make a plan on the way hehehe
but that’s some good stuff
Posted by ~*Kristie Lynn*~ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:10 PM
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Rosemary
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too funny. don’t feel bad - the dating pool ain’t great. During the 8-month sabbatical that my now XBF (again) and I took from each other - i went out w/one guy - for about a month - but it was weird - BOTH of his XW’s had cheated on him….then me and the XBF got back 2gether again in February - just broke up this week - and now I see what you are dealing with and am like, nope, just gonna stay unattached LOL - at home or out with the girls!
Posted by Rosemary on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:53 PM
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Scott
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if he screamed at all… he’s a bitch! -late
Posted by Scott on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:56 PM
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()^.^()K3P()^.^()
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first just let me say muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg hahahahahaha at mr nipple hair man seriously dude grow a set and have a laugh that was hell funny and if not (im not hairy so i dont have the problem) but my friends tell me wax is the solution….
as per the usual dude quality blog and no ur not the only one whos had dodgey dates…. ive had teh alchol one b4 woosh not pretty haha sober we were best of friends drunk we were cats and dogs i guess…
anyway u seem like a nice gurl and ur inteligent and straight up… and quite easy one the eye so i dont think it’l be that long b4 ya find sumone who will appreciate ur ability to accidently pull nipple hairs
kep <3
Posted by ()^.^()K3P()^.^() on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:58 PM
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Life is Short A Midget Told Me That ™
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lol this had me cracking up…. but naw your not the only one who has had a weird/funny date this summer.
I had been going out with this girl for at least about three days then all of a sudden she started talking about our future together how she wanted us to get married, move to new york, that we should have like 8 kids, and so on . then she made a remix of that song umbrella exept she would say my name like almost every few words. i could say more but imma just keep it at that
Posted by Life is Short A Midget Told Me That ™ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 8:59 PM
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Bob Cronley
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8 Kids? She would have lost me right there, for sure. When the environmentalists talk about carbon footprint, they seem to forget that having kids leaves the biggest footprint. (especially more than two)
Posted by Bob Cronley on
October 15, 2008 - Wednesday 9:53 PM
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~*Kristie Lynn*~
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OMG!
Ya no, that scared me off, it doesn’t scare you off?
I’m not gonna say spontaneous or quick can’t happen, cuz when it’s right it’s right and I will go with it.
But kids names?
Posted by ~*Kristie Lynn*~ on
October 13, 2008 - Monday 9:22 PM
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There was a time in my life when Christians annoyed me. I remember them approaching me, thumpin’ their Bibles with their wide-eyed warnings and goofy grins. I was confused at how they could talk about the love and salvation of Jesus and the evil and destructive Apocalypse in the same breath. I remember them cautioning that I needed to prepare myself for Christ’s return because “the end was near”. I rejected their message and inwardly scoffed at how presumptuous and brainwashed I felt they were. Looking back, I realize that I refused to listen and study the Bible because I did not want the Christians to be right - my treasures were here on earth and I was not interested in focusing on the hereafter (“There are none who are as deaf as those who do not want to hear”). However, human beings are both flesh and spirit. Although my flesh was clinging to this world, my spirit ached for the eternal - and demanded that I do my homework.
So…
fast forward, here I am - a Bible thumper. I now understand the urgency behind the wide-eyed warnings and the love and hope behind the goofy grins. I understand that the Bible stands alone as God’s word to man and that no other book in human history speaks of the future like the Bible. Just as the B.C. generations were called to study Messianic prophecy in order to recognize Christ’s First Coming, we are called to study End Times prophecy to recognize the signs of His Second Coming. I have had amazing opportunities to learn from some of the best Bible prophecy/Middle East experts from around the world. How do they know that we are headed toward the tribulation hour? We are among the first generations to understand the following:
“Rise in scoffers/deception”
The Bible warns that near the End Times, there will be a rise in people scoffing at the Bible, Christians, and talk of Christ’s return. “Scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, and saying “Where is the promise of His coming?” (2 Peter 3:2) If you’re scoffing right now â you are a part of prophecy fulfilled ;). There will also be a rise in false teachers, false prophets, cults, messages that contradict the Bible and appeal to people’s sinful nature. Many of us are frustrated with the blatant displays of evil and abhorrence of facts, logic, reason… how some people can’t see the obvious. Daniel 12:10 warned us that in the end “The wicked shall do wickedly; and none of the wicked shall understand, but the wise shall understand.” 2 Timothy 3:6-7 tries to explain that ignorance of the Bible will lead to deception. As my pastor put it, “If you don’t know your Bible, you will be fooled.”
“Rise in pestilence, famines, earthquakes, natural disasters”
(Matthew 24:3-7) I recently had a government official at my school site. His job was to prepare/inform our staff of the procedures for lock down/quarantine concerning the spread of highly contagious pan epidemic flus/viruses. The National Oceanic and Atmosphere Administration stated that over the past 25 years we’ve experienced an increase in super storms and earthquakes like the world has never seen. According to Rev 16:18:“There will be such a mighty and great earthquake as has not occurred since men were on the earth.” Liberals have their scapegoat ready to go: Global Warming. The Left has appropriately renamed their religion “Climate Change”… and yes, our climate is and will continue to make some serious changes.
“Rebirth of Israel”
After the Romans sacked Jerusalem in 70 AD, the Jews were scattered across the earth - just as prophecy predicted (Deuteronomy 28:64). On May 14, 1948, after almost 1900 years, Israel became a state again and the Jews returned home. This event fulfilled Bible prophecy (Deut. 30:5, Is. 11:11-12, Ez. 36:24, Is. 66:8), and was nothing short of a miracle. Through his parables, Jesus cautioned that when Israel regains sovereignty, you will know that the End Times and Kingdom of God is near.
“Wars and rumors of wars”
“For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom.” (Matthew 24:6-7). Wars are occurring all around the world, but the ultimate and final battle will be for Jerusalem. The demonic ideology of antisemitism is on the rise again. The Bible warns us of God’s punishment on the nation’s that divide Israel’s land (yet that is EXACTLY what we are trying to do) and that in the end, ALL nations will rise up against Israel and be punished for it (Zech 12:3, Joel 3:2). Revelation 9:16 discusses an army of 200 million that (combined with pestilence and natural disasters) will wipe out a third of mankind. As the world’s population rises above 6 billion, it is increasingly possible to amass an army of 200 million, but this would have been unthinkable even 100 years ago. In Zechariah 14:12, concerning the final battle it states “Their flesh shall dissolve while they stand on their feet, their eyes shall dissolve in their sockets, and their tongues shall dissolve in their mouths.” Past generations did not understand this type of instant and complete destruction, but we do â it’s describing how the human body reacts when exposed to an H-bomb.
“Knowledge Explosion”
The book of Daniel describes a great increase of knowledge that the world will experience towards the End Times. Revelations discusses how people from around the globe will be able to access knowledge instantly and simultaneously, that people from all over the world will watch the apocalyptic events as they are unfolding. While this was incomprehensible to past generations, it is common practice for us today thanks to television/internet/satellite (can we say web cams, cell phone videos, You Tube?). Our generation also understands how technology has paved the way for “the mark of the beast” (possibly a micro chip) that a person will have to have in order to “buy or sell”. This mark will also show your allegiance to the anti-Christ and his One World Religion. According to Rev. 20:4, those who refuse the mark will be beheaded. How is it that something as barbaric and ancient as beheadings will be common practice in the future? Here’s a possibility: “I will cast dread into the heart of the infidels: Strike off their heads then, and strike off from them every finger-tip” (Koran, Sura 8:12)
“Every single country mentioned in the Scriptures, regarding the end of time, that God punishes, for attacking Israel, is Muslim today⦠Do you have 365 days, eight hours a day, so I can show you what the Bible says about the coming Islamic invasion of the world? It’s all over Scripture! God didn’t forget to tell us. You forgot to read the Bible. It is all in there.” ~Walid Shoebat
Walid Shoebat is an ex-PLO terrorist and converted Muslim. As he studied the Bible he realized that Islam’s savior, Mahdi (aka: the Twelfth Imam) is the anti-Christ of the Bible. According to Shoebat, the Bible names the anti-Christ as ruler of the world, but specifically names: “Assyrian” (Syria),”Persian” (Iran), “King of Babylon” (Iraq), “Prince of Tyre” (Lebanon), “Pharoah of Egypt”. The anti-Christ will want to change time (hello lunar calendar), change laws (hello Sharia), will have a disdain for women (hello burka) and persecute Christians, Jews and all others who refuse to accept him (hello infidels) (Daniel 7:25, 11:37, Revelations). The Islamic world has announced that Mahdi will be returning soon. According to Islamic belief, Mahdi will dominate the world, confirm a peace treaty, abolish the treaty half way through (what is known to Muslims as hudna and al-taqiyya), persecute the infidels, attempt to destroy Israel… sound familiar? It’s not only Bible prophecy (Zechariah, Daniel, Revelations) it’s Islamic prophecy as well.
Jesus says that although we will not know the exact hour, we will know He is returning by the signs. “So you also, when you see these things happening, know that it is near â at the doors”. (Mark 13:29)
With wars raging, the dollar falling, Islam rising, natural disasters and pan epidemics looming, our choice of candidates for the ’08 elections - why the goofy grin? I have found the ultimate treasure and it is not of this world.
“Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” Matthew 6:19-20
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You know
there are signs and symbols
everywhere
giving us lil indications
of where we need to go
to get to where we want to be
even if we forgot
what we wanted
and
where we thought
we wanted to be..
if you pick up on one sign
all of a sudden there are many
all pointing in the same direction
stay tuned…
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or this?
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